Vulva. Labia. Vagina. Clitoris. Cervix. Cunnilingus.
Did you ever think that women missed out when it came to naming sexual organs? Oh, sure, men have to deal with the scrotum, but on the whole, I can’t help but believe that the words describing women’s pudenda (ugh) are overwhelmingly unsexy and downright ugly.
Now, upon analysis, it could just be that all little girls are brought up to believe that one’s “wee wee” is a dirty, smelly, evil place, and numerous sniggers from teenage boys reinforce the idea that it’s basically unattractive. This leads to the conclusion that all names and acts are guilty by association. But come on, did they really have to use so many V’s and C’s?
What’s in a Name? A humourous look at why our rude bits have such awful names. Exclusive toFor The Girls.
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